'Employee of the year' secretly working 3 jobs gets video of speech posted on LinkedIn and YouTube: 'I had to... ask them to get it removed'

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    "Somehow won employee of the year award at job 3. They are posting it everywhere."

    The most bruh moment. I was at the company retreat and had taken PTO from my other Js to attend it. Well, at one of the events, I very unexpectedly won the employee of the year award (a variant of this award, not this exactly this). This is a company of 1000+ people and I didn't even know people knew me like that...I work LESS than the bare minimum at this job. Like we're talking 1-2
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    hours a WEEK (Manager and team in different country and don't work in the same timezone) Overall, I was very strategic. Had a face mask on most of the time, and ran away from every pic. Somehow at a mandatory meeting, HR announced this bs employee of the year result. I was forced to accept the award and give a speech. Of course, marketing team records it and posts it on LinkedIn and the
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    company YouTube page (3 views in 5 hours kinda post but still). I had to reach out to ask them to get it removed because I'm being stalked by my ex yadda yadda (not exactly this but similar) but I'm just so ped. Oh and yeah, a $150 gift card equivalent that comes with this award.
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    Thankfully, I use my middle name at this job instead of my first name, but if someone searched for me using my last name, it'd show up on LinkedIn even though my account is on Hibernate. Alexa, play suffering from success by DJ Khaled
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    Edit: To clarify, this isn't the EXACT scenario, but close to the original. The context is similar, but this way, company can't know it's really me. Also, company is in a different country and I highly doubt anyone even knows what Reddit is.
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    p4rty_sloth I would never watch another companies bulls all hands you'd be safe from me
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    Gizmotastix I would tell you to keep up the good work, but sounds like you might want to slowdown
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    burns_before_re... You're employee of the year at J3, but at OE you're officially on pip. If you can pull that off you need a J4 and 5. I want to see some improvement at our next OE performance review.
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    Weird Bus4211 Hey man wondering how you did it because I do slightly above minimum and have not been recognized by any organization at any level of my life. I am truly invisible
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    Shoddy_Funny4... It is crazy how you can accidentally become important with NO EFFORT at all! J2 keeps offering me a management position that I have absolutely no interest in. J1 is all about employee recognition, but they luckily don't put much out on social
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    media due to the nature of the work (I've won 4 or 5 awards in less than a year). Makes you wonder why some people work so hard???

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